MY AWESOME PHONE

My dear awesome phone,

 I’m sorry for cursing you out,

 and occasionally throwing you down

Whatever would I do without you?

 I mean I wouldn’t even Snap Tu,

My awesome phone,

Without you I wouldn’t access Linkedin,

 and make fan of guys on mkz,

And how would I ever reply my awesome tweets?

Oh the thought itself frightens me!

 Without you awesome blogs I would not read,

Just think, no Crazy Nairobian or Boyfulani,

No Wamathai to find out about awesome gigs.

Sometimes I just want to throw you against the wall,

But most time it’s really Snap Tu’s fault,

And I know I never charge you on time,

And for that you serve time, shut out from life,

until a charger is found to revive.

They may say you’re so old,

texts come with dust,

But never fret, I love you nonetheless.