Teaminsomnia, this may not be the post for you, pwahahahaha but kuna loveJ
Did you know that there are two types of usingizi: usingis’; usingizi ya kawaida and Super usingizi; which is, well, the special kind.
Usingis’ is just the kind of sleep that one experiences most of the time, as in, iko hapo tu with nothing much to write home about. The kind that may involve mosquito sounds throughout the night because for some reason there is no mosquito net. The kind that you may experience if you are alone in the bed and it is really cold, or its reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hot for some reason and you are all sweaty, eish.
This usingis’ allows for bad dreams; the kind that you do not like to talk about or the ones that wake you’re sweaty self up. Like the dream I had jana as I was trying to enjoy my usingis’. Some bad guys were trying to kill my ass. Why? I have no clue lakini I employed some serious ninja tactics wewe; ma Angelina Jolie..up in this coz I know ukikufa kwa ndoto, that is IT!!!!!! and although I cannot really remember what cut throughout that disorganized dream, I do recall that I went (or had to go) home, then I got a text from my mum asking me,” Eh, has you’re dad’s wife come home??”haiya!!!!!! hizo ni gani tena???!!These meaningless dreams that have no flow!!(R.I.P Dad)
And then kuna SUPER USINGIZI!!!The kind that you experience when you go to be bed a happy person, the kind that you dream about when you’re deep in usingis’ lolJ This super usingizi is truly one of a kind and it deserves some award….* and the award for the best sleep goes tooooooooooooooooooooo…..”J Super usingizi is the sleep that you have prepared for; the night you decided to take a nice hot bath using shower gels..lit perfumed candles nini nini just before you go to bed; yaani form the bathroom into the bed, you may choose to put something on in between but that’s up to you :-0 You even remake the bed: just! Thereafter, you pour sufficient baby powder all over your sheets and yourself as well: #freshness. You go ahead and add two duvets for extra warmth (kama uko nazo) if you sleep alone like I always doJ . Yaani, this super usingizi is planned for…you even set the mosquito net vizuri in place,with all holes sealed using those kienyeji methods (unajijua;) mpaka even the mosquitoes get the memo and respect you enough to instead come and try sample your blood the following morning, to make up for lost time, heh heh.
It is during such nights, you have the radio playing some smooth tunes you rarely listen to as you tuck yourself in and venture into the habitual pre-sleep tweeting; otherwise known as duvet-tweeting and the retweets are coming in maaaaaaaaaaaaaad; yaani umechekesha watu kwel kwel and thus you remain in your happy placeJ. Then finally, you set your alarm and delve into a slumber like no other to experience super usingizi at its best; where sweet dreams love to exist (motto) and the occasional “a leg takes wing out of my warm comfy sheets and a bite by the cold dark monster sends that dream back to the depths of deep fantasies only …. [Mazoeano}” does not happen. Those are @m_dblogger’s words by the wayJ (http://joejoachim.wordpress.com/)
Like jana, I experienced some serious super usingizi….the kind that cause you not to want to wake up really early like we always have toL Ata niliota na @ianmugoya this time, heh, dude was all up in my biz: dreams are made os these!!! heh heh, *takes a minute*. Unfortunately, the dream had to come to an abrupt end *bahati yake* lol. My alarm went off…yaani my mum started over flashing me until I woke up; you see for me not only do I have to snooze my actual alarm, I have to silence my phone coz of these calls I get every morning at kedo 5:00 am; what I cannot snooze is my mum coming to physically wake me up juu ma calls haziendi through:)
This piece was inspired my first tweet today, “enyewe, kuna usungizi zingine ni tamu!!”J And if you have never experienced super usingizi, *in Jay Z’s voice* ‘I feel bad for you son!!!’
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